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Resident Evil 5 Dream

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Last night, I had an odd dream about Resident 5 (probably because I watched the trailer right before bed, seen below). In a first-person mode, I was facing off against a new type of enemy: Former FBI agents turned zombie or whatever, who carried chainsaws and could sprint really fast. Taking over 20 shotgun blasts just to knock them down, unlike the chainsaw enemy of Resident Evil 4, shooting some shells into their face didn’t hinder them whatsoever. I was constantly running backwards while trying to avoid them and shoot, but it wasn’t really me playing a game, it was really happening. Then it just got weirder. So much in fact, that I will not be explaining the rest of the dream.

Here is the new trailer if you have yet to see it. Oh, and the FBI were super pale like the new enemies you are about to see:

littlelacysurprisepageant.com

Monday, May 19th, 2008

“This website for child beauty pageants has been shut down. Your IP address has been cataloged and an investigator will be contacting you soon.”

I remember reading some controversy about how there is an incident dealing with pedophilia in Grand Theft Auto IV, but chose not to read further as I thought it might be a character/story spoiler. Quickly forgetting about it, the other night, my brother and I encountered this easter egg while he was randomly clicking on websites in a TW@ Internet Café. Clicking on www.littlelacysurprisepageant.com led my brother to a page with the above message. Laughing it off and thinking that was the end of the joke, my brother surfed the web for a while longer, and logged off only to discover he had a four star wanted level. Exclaiming something similar to “How the hell did I get four stars?!”, it only took a moment for myself to realize what had happened. After quickly explaining the situation while filled with excitement on the events to follow, my brother walked to the front on the Internet café and peered outside. Two N.O.O.S.E. (SWAT) vans pulled up on both sides of the entrance, and heavily armed men got into position, enclosing my brother in a death trap. As I thought to myself about how this is one of the most hilarious occurrences in a game ever, my brother sprinted out the door in the hopes of a safe escape. Needless to say, there was nothing safe about it, as his body quickly got riddled full of bullets. As Ricky Gervais would say, “Brilliant.”

When I tried it myself, I ended up with five stars. I lasted a bit longer, but my corpse can be found floating near some docks. Below is a video of someone visiting the LCPD trap.

Mirror’s Edge – First Gameplay Video

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

I’ve been hyped for this since day one.

G4 To Show First (real) Gameplay Footage of GTA IV This Sunday

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

On Attack of the Show! tonight, Kevin announced that G4 will be showcasing the first ever gameplay footage of Grand Theft Auto IV this Sunday at 12pm EST. This will be the first time real gameplay of the title has ever been shown to the public (as in someone actually playing it, not a video featuring crazy camera angles and carefully edited cutscenes), so if you wanna see how it looks before you pick it up, be sure to tune in. I am struggling to decide, as I will be picking up my limited edition copy the next day (Tuesday if you wanna get really technical. Midnight releases FTW!). Do I wait and be completely surprised? Or do I spoil it for myself? I think I will wait, but boredom may get the best of me Sunday morning…

MGO Beta Coming Friday

Monday, April 21st, 2008

As I’m sure most of you know by now (at least those who cared), the Metal Gear Online Beta has been delayed due to “high demand”. Uncertain as to when we would finally be able to play the beta, Konami updated their site to inform us that it will return this Friday. Here is how they put it:

“Start date: Planned for 04/25/2008 24:00(PDT). While the start is planned for the weekend, it may change due to unforseen [sic] circumstances.”

“Unforeseen circumstances” like what happened today? I hope not.

Enjoy this character creation video from Gamersyde while you wait:

Metal Gear Online Beta….Delayed

Monday, April 21st, 2008

So many mistakes with the Metal Gear Online Beta:

  • People receiving incomplete codes to unlock the beta.
  • Having to sign up for a Konami ID AND a Game ID, both with their own username and password.
  • Problems downloading the patch that is required when you first sign in.
  • The sign-up site for aforementioned ID’s not working due to too much traffic.
  • And now…the worst of all:

  • The Metal Gear Online Beta has been delayed indefinitely due to “high demand”.

    What did they expect? Did they not bother to test anything? This is friggin’ Metal Gear! Of course there is going to be a high demand. I woke up this morning (extra early) excited to play it. I started downloading the patch since I was having trouble doing so before, and watched the 4/20 Attack of the Show! special while I waited. Afterwards, I went to the Konami ID site on my computer (took way too long to load on my PS3), and after a few tries due to the site crashing, I successfully created my ID’s. I rushed back to input the information into my PS3, only to have an error message pop-up. I tried a few times, but instantly, I always received that same damn message informing me that I won’t be playing the beta like I hoped. As I’m sure a lot of people did, I hopped back on my computer to find out what was wrong. My first and only destination was NeoGAF, where I entered their (at the time of this writing) 95 page thread dedicated to the beta. I knew something major was wrong seeing as the page number grew exponentially since I last viewed it. Slightly relieved (I knew that I wasn’t one of the only ones), I quickly found the information I was seeking.

    Apparently, the beta is put on hold for everywhere except Japan, until Konami can stabilize their servers. We’ll receive more information tomorrow, and the Beta has been extended five days, to close on the 11th of May instead of the 6th. Here is the quote from Konami’s website:

    “We would like to thank all players for their keen interest in taking part in the beta test.

    However, we regret to inform you that due to extraordinary levels of traffic from all around the globe, we have been unable to run the service to the level we expected.
    As a temporary measure, we will be deferring the start of the US public beta test until we are able to stabilize our server.
    We would like to apologize for all inconveniences as well as confusion caused.

    We would like to add that due to the above reasons, we will be making the following changes to the schedule:
    1) Starting date: TBA. We will be making another announcement on 22/4/2008 23:00(PDT)
    2) Beta Test closure: This will now be on 11/05/2008 at 24:00(PDT) rather than 06/05/2008 at 24:00(PDT)

    IMPORTANT: Please note that your voucher code will only be valid up until 05/06/2008, so please make sure to register them by then.”

    So we should be able to play it soon. Some are freaking out that it may not come until the 29th or after (GTA IV’s release), but I don’t see that happening. It should be within the next couple of days.