Archive for the ‘Personal’ Category

Resident Evil 5 Dream

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Last night, I had an odd dream about Resident 5 (probably because I watched the trailer right before bed, seen below). In a first-person mode, I was facing off against a new type of enemy: Former FBI agents turned zombie or whatever, who carried chainsaws and could sprint really fast. Taking over 20 shotgun blasts just to knock them down, unlike the chainsaw enemy of Resident Evil 4, shooting some shells into their face didn’t hinder them whatsoever. I was constantly running backwards while trying to avoid them and shoot, but it wasn’t really me playing a game, it was really happening. Then it just got weirder. So much in fact, that I will not be explaining the rest of the dream.

Here is the new trailer if you have yet to see it. Oh, and the FBI were super pale like the new enemies you are about to see:

Maybe I Should Have Done Things Differently

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Just beat Grand Theft Auto IV for the first time.  It certainly isn’t what I expected for an ending.  Maybe I should have made better choices, who knows?  But it’ll be interesting to play through the story again to see how it can change.  Multiple story arcs was an addition many longed for when I used to frequent GTA forums.  Now we have it, and I regret my choices.  It will be a while before I play through again though, as there are just too many games right now.  I will have to live with the decisions I have made for myself, and participate in some of the side activities I have yet to complete.

It doesn’t matter in the end.  The first time I play through a game is the version I always consider canonical.

What the hell is this? (Ninja Turtles game)

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Okay, so I have a pretty good idea of what it is, I just want specifics!

Even with new AA batteries, this mysterious device refuses to work, so I will have to go off everything I know about it from memory (so some of this may be completely incorrect). A simplistic game containing a mere three levels, the goal of the game is to destroy all the enemies to advance to the next stage (each stage adds more enemies). April has been kidnapped and is being held in a cage, and it is your job to rescue her. Using the same background throughout the whole game (pictured), the extent of the graphics are black pixelated outlines that barely differentiate yourself from your foes. All else I remember is that the game was difficult due to the crappy and unresponsive controls.

Besides the 1989 copyright by Mirage Studios and Konami Japan, another way I know this game is old as hell is because each of the Ninja Turtles still sport their original red headbands, before they received their own colors. Anyways, I can’t find any details on this, so if anyone could help me out, that would be great.

Halo 3 Pics

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Box 1

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

The first box that I have gone through as part of my Garage Cleaning, as you can see I have a small variety of stuff here. We’ll start from left-to-right:

Snorlax Balloon:

I think I got this from a K-Mart or something around seven years ago. The stem broke off a while back, but surprisingly the balloon is nearly as full as it originally was. I’m probably more like Snorlax (excluding the weight thing) than any of the other Pokémon with my recent sleep schedule.

GameShark (PS2):

A GameShark for the Playstation 2. I never used it. It simply did not have the same appeal as the Game Genie did. This was also after a while that I stopped using codes for games. I can’t even remember why I bought it.

Pikachu:

Pika Pika! Although the battery is dead, it would say its name when you squeezed either of its paws, and I believe that its cheeks would light up as well. Pikachu died :(

Game & Watch Gallery 2 (GBC):

For some reason, I still own this although I have no systems capable of playing it. I don’t remember too much about it besides that I didn’t play it that much. I guess I will throw it up on eBay for 99 cents.


Lethal Enforcers II: Gunfighters (Sega CD):

Another game I am no longer capable of playing, the disc is housed in a Resident Evil: Director’s Cut (DualShock Edition) case. Unlike Game & Watch, however, I played this game a ton along with its prequel on the Sega Genesis. Excluding Duck Hunt, the Lethal Enforcers series are the only light gun games I’ve ever owned, and I have always treasured them for the unique play time they offered me. Mostly playing through the games with my brother, my light gun skillz are unparalleled, and yes, even when a civilian is shot in their face, it was intentional.

Paid to Play: An Insider’s Guide to Video Game Careers:

An excellent book that I recommend every person interested in landing a job in the industry reads. While I already knew everything they discussed about my particular interest, learning about the other multitude of jobs in the industry was not only enjoyable, but informative as well. A very entertaining book that eradicated boredom when I worked at a call center for a few months, you should definitely check it out.

Chef Aid: The South Park Album:

My brother’s disc that I should return to him, I don’t know why it is in my possession. Featuring a crazy mash-up of various artists, Chef Aid is certainly one of the more interesting albums I’ve ever heard. Along with Chef’s “Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)”, Cartman’s rendition of “Come Sail Away” is certainly the most famous of the tracks. I’ll have to burn this to my Zune later on tonight, although I could do without a few of the songs. I would have rather had more tracks by the characters from the show.

Bubsy in: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind:

One of my favorite Sega Genesis games. I still have the original box and instruction book along with the game. I’ll be going into much more detail on this title in the future, but I will say that this game has a personality to it unlike just about anything else I’ve played. Dying in one hit resulting in a plethora of different death animations was one of my favorite aspects of the game, but there is a lot more to it than that. I would like to see this released over Xbox Live Arcade or the Virtual Console soon. Also, this is the only Bubsy game I’ve played, but I can see that Bubsy was widely mocked when I look him up on Google. I have a faint memory of the carnival level being one of my favorites, and I own the soundtrack on my Zune (weird, right?).


The Kama Sutra by Anne Hooper:

What a random find, especially since I didn’t buy it. But flipping through it, apparently I’m a fan of something called the Elephant Posture? Man, they really do have the best names for this stuff.

Nintendo Entertainment System:

An old NES, of which I have two of. What more needs to be said?

Pokémon 2.B.A. MASTER CD:

When I was heavily into the Pokémon craze, I ate up anything related to the franchise, and this included CD’s. I loved this CD when I was younger, but trying to listen to it now is a struggle. Unlike The First Movie soundtrack, the songs actually deal with Pokémon, and that isn’t necessarily a good thing. This CD is now only something I would play as a joke, like in the car with a bunch of friends or something.

Pokémon: The First Movie Soundtrack:

While barely any of the songs are related to Pokémon, the songs are easier to listen to, as they are just whatever the hit pop songs were at the time.

More Garage Cleaning to come!

Old News Articles

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008


“I’ve covered wars, ya know”

I figured since I already have posted my old FAQ’s and Reviews, that I would post my old news articles too. I think this should do it:

Doom NeoPortalNews Archive

Doom available on Xbox Live Marketplace!-09/28/06


Family Guy NeoPortalNews Archive

Family Guy Game Review (Neoseeker.com Edition)-12/30/06
Family Guy Review (Xbox)-12/15/06
Family Guy game released!-10/18/06

Grand Theft Auto NeoPortalNews Archive

GTA Trilogy Pack for PS2!-11/08/06
X360 – Exclusive GTA IV content to provide 20+ hours of gameplay!-10/01/06
GTA IV episodic content confirmed for 360!-09/27/06
New Vice City Stories Trailer!-09/26/06
GTA IV confirmed for PS3 and Xbox 360!-05/09/06
Liberty City Stories for the PS2, New GTA game for the PSP -01/11/06
San Andreas pulled from store shelves!-07/23/05

Halo NeoPortalNews Archives

Two new ways to participate in Halo 3 Beta revealed!-01/03/07
Download the New Halo 3 Trailer!-12/05/06
Registration for Halo 3 Beta Starts Tomorrow!-12/03/06
Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta Announced!-11/23/06
Halo 3 Information Blowout!-11/15/06
Halo 3 : First Details Revealed!-10/29/06
Universal and Fox drop Halo-10/21/06
“Halo Wars” announced!-09/27/06

Hitman NeoPortal – News Archive

New actor cast for Hitman movie!-12/06/06

Metal Gear NeoPortalNews Archives

Direct-Feed TGS 2006 MGS4 Trailer + Info!-09/22/06
New digital comic in the works!-09/20/06
MGS4 – Online confirmed and more!-05/12/06
Feb ’06 issue of OPM includes MGS4 trailer and more-01/14/06
First Impressions of MGS4-09/18/05
TGS 2005: MGS4 Updates!-09/18/05
Official MGS4, Subsistence, and MGA2 Websites are up!-05/19/05
MGS4 Becomes PlayStation 3 Exclusive!-05/16/05


Resident Evil NeoPortal
News Archives

Resident Evil 10th Anniversary Collection Announced for Gamecube!-10/02/06

Sonic NeoPortalNews Archives

Sonic Rivals Released!-11/24/06
X360 – Sonic the Hedgehog Released!-11/15/06
PS3 – Sonic the Hedgehog delayed!-11/09/06
Sonic the Hedgehog (X360) Demo Impressions (Actual Impressions Article)-10/12/06
Sonic the Hedgehog (X360) Demo Impressions-10/12/06
Sonic the Hedgehog Gets Hollywood Voice Talent!-10/06/06
Playstation 3: Sonic Box Art Revealed!-09/29/06
Demo now available on Xbox Live Marketplace!-09/27/06
PS3 – Sonic Gets Japanese Release Date!-09/27/06
Sonic the Hedgehog set for November release!-07/08/06
PSP gets Sonic exclusive!-05/18/06
First Sonic Riders Video!-09/10/05
Next-Gen Sonic confirmed for PS3 and 360-09/08/05
Next-Gen Sonic video-09/08/05
Sonic Riders announced!-09/07/05

Zelda NeoPortalNews Archives

Details on Wii functionality released-05/08/06